While my traitorous family did watch last night's CSI without me, I have not been idle.
You see, I have a theory, a theory that could overthrow television AS WE KNOW IT.
For a few days this fall, I kept asking myself why any show would have John Mayer appear in a vaguely foreboding, short guest spot where all he does is sing.
bzzinglikeneon, you should turn back now.
And then I figured it out!
JOHN MAYER IS THE MINIATURE KILLER. HE IS ORCHESTRATING IT ALL FROM THE MAYERLAIR.
( Proof. )Great theory? Or GREATEST theory?